"Immortality is kind to no one."

Charlotte Novik is a typical 19-year-old girl: she has an obnoxious older brother, friends who drive her crazy, a giant mansion overlooking the San Francisco Bay, and a refrigerator filled with blood bags.

Oh, and did she mention she’s a vampire? Because that’s kind of important.

When Charlotte accidentally kills someone on a busy street in broad daylight, she unwittingly sets off a string of similar murders throughout the city. Not only do these murders seem somehow connected to her, but also to an ancient vampire whose revenge-laden shadow has loomed over her family for centuries.

Haunted by her best friend’s death (and, subsequently, her murderer), Charlotte and her derelict family are forced to hunt down the killer before he threatens the exposure of vampire-kind.

After all, what could go wrong? Especially with the gaggle of college kids who keep infiltrating their plans, and the golden human boy who can’t seem to leave her alone.



An engaging, well-written debut that I couldn’t put down! I read this book in one sitting and thoroughly enjoyed it, congrats to the author on her first release! If you like: vampires that BITE, found family, snark, mystery/murder, then you’ll really enjoy this book.

-  Jade Church, author of Temper the Flame

With vampires that have hilarious banter, a snarky, sarcastic FMC, friendship, plot twists that are bound to kill you, an amazing mystery, and blood, I had no choice but to love this novel!

- Abigail, Goodreads reviewer

If you're a fan of vampires (if you're not, then who are you?!), great humor, bad-ass shenanigans, and twists that leave you wanting more, An Absolutely Bloody Disaster was made just for you. If the vampires don't win you over, the golden-boy surely will.

- Missie, Goodreads reviewer

Wow. What an incredible debut novel. It was incredibly well written. There was so much detail and backstory but it never felt like it was too much. The storyline had good flow and kept me interested all the way through. I honestly didn’t want to put it down. I’d want to finish work super fast just to go back and read more.

- Kayla, Goodreads reviewer

With memorable characters, a remarkable history that slowly unfolds and schemes and plot twists that unravel in the most gripping way, any lover of fantasy (and vampires!) should read this book! If you’re reading this review right now, it’s your sign to embark on Charlotte’s adventure yourself!

- Effie, Goodreads reviewer